No One Gets Out Alive

Morality, Terrorism and IPA

Fiction - Social Issues
149 Pages
Reviewed on 10/02/2020
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Author Biography

Harry was born in a cave in deepest Hertfordshire and raised by wild animals. Starved of human contact as a child, he compensated by reading voraciously and it soon became clear that he was quite intelligent but rather unstable.

Forsaking a successful career in aviation safety management, Harry decided to become a full-time writer and yoga instructor. Well, not so much decided as got let go. Whatever, it worked out. Or it will if you buy his books.

Harry speaks three languages fluently. Unfortunately, only one of them is real and can be understood by other people, so he writes in English.

Harry lives in Verdun. No, not that one. The other one. In Quebec. Yes, that one.

    Book Review

Reviewed by Grant Leishman for Readers' Favorite

No One Gets Out Alive: Morality, Terrorism and IPA by Harry Tinders is a deep dive into the world of philosophy, morals, ethics, relativism, and aliens as it attempts to answer the biggest of all the age-old questions: Why are we here? What difference do we make? and are we alone? Michael was a man on a mission. He had come to Canada when he was just a boy, as a refugee from the Middle East and yet now, ironically, he was desperately fighting to keep further immigrants out of HIS Canada. Fervently religious, Michael had two great passions; stopping what he viewed as the pernicious spread of a new religion, The United Churches of Abraham, which aimed to bring together all the disparate religious sects, who all believed in the ONE God, under the same banner. Michael believed these people were perverting his true religion. Second, he was determined to meet and put to the test, Frank, whose mission in life was to spread the word of atheism and anti-religion as far and wide as he could via his website, his blogs, his podcasts, his Vlogs, and his writings. Throw into the mix a bunch of aliens who just want humanity to stop, take stock of the mess they’ve made, and get onto the right track for future development before the next “filter” event that will potentially wipe them out and you have the makings of a deep, philosophical dilemma.

No One Gets Out Alive is a funny and, at times, slightly cynical look at the human condition. Author Harry Tinders has created two wonderful characters in Michael and Frank who are both instantly recognizable if we look around at our associates. They are both drawn to extremes and somewhat intractable which, if we are honest, describes most people’s stances, views, and attitudes in this sharply polarized world we live in today. I loved the fact that the author used the terrorism situation as an opportunity to ask those questions about morality, ethics, relativism, and what is the “greater good?” I found myself just devouring this story and was saddened when it came to an end so quickly. I particularly enjoyed the perspective that the alien brought to the conversation and the corollaries he used to help Frank and Michael understand their place in the Universe. The message that resonated with me the most was the idea of race, religion, nation, and culture all being totally human constructs and that they had no real meaning within the wider sphere of the Universe, the human condition, or the future. This is a highly readable book that questions everything you’ve convinced yourself may or may not be right about life and makes you think about it as part of an interesting fictional story. This lifts the book above its compatriots in the genre – philosophy mixed in with a bit of action. You can’t go wrong with that. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and can highly recommend it.

Charles Remington

No One Gets Out Alive by Harry Tinders is subtitled Morality, Terrorism and IPA. It is a book that is difficult to categorize. It has aliens, quite likeable creatures who, unlike most aliens in fiction, are not bent on the destruction of our precious planet - rather they are here to help, which is nice. A good portion of the tale takes place in a well-appointed, quiet bar with comfortable booths and a good supply of India Pale Ale, which is also nice. One of the characters has developed a dastardly plan to kill a rather large number of people, which is not so nice. That having been said, the book is not a science fiction tale nor a thriller, and even though Frank, the central character, has feelings for the barmaid of the said bar, it is not a romance. So, having said what it is not, how does one go about describing this book to a potential reader? I think that the author, Harry Tinders, has set out to explore the inconsistencies and sometimes ludicrous contradictions in our various belief systems, be they political, philosophical or religious. He first takes great care to describe his characters, their personal histories, background and outlook. Then taking their interactions within their families, peer groups and the world in general, he uses the various juxtapositions to highlight some of the absurdities of our prevailing philosophies and thought systems. This is done in a hugely entertaining way, with the narrative moving along at a brisk pace, crammed with bright insights and flashes of sometimes acerbic humour. This novel will challenge and entertain you at the same time, a rare combination and well worth the time spent on it.

Let me say right away that I thoroughly enjoyed No One Gets Out Alive. It is a fine book written by an intelligent, thoughtful, talented author. It was a joy to review, well-written in a clear, uncluttered style, and at the end, what I really wanted was to be able to sit in a nice quiet bar with Harry Tinders, armed with a couple of pints of IPA, to discuss some of the points and assertions he makes in the book. To say it is thought-provoking would be an understatement, but that is not to say the narrative is heavy going. Tinders manages to handle his sometimes complex subjects with good humour and a light touch. If I thought the ending was a bit abrupt, his inclusion of some additional material was a pleasant surprise and an apt conclusion. Highly recommended - No One Gets Out Alive deserves a broad readership.

Lesley Jones

In No One Gets Out Alive by Harry Tinders, as planet Earth faces a huge catastrophe regarding their future survival with segregation, inequality and violence still prevalent, an alien from a different part of our galaxy is sent to help. Q'aa'l's mission is to advise one human who has become an involuntary participant in a possible terrorist attack. Meanwhile, on planet Earth, Michael a devout worshipper of God, walks into a bar, armed, dangerous, and looking to exact his revenge. His target is Frank, a well-known online atheist and podcaster who debates with his listeners on subjects of principles and morality. Michael offers Frank the chance to choose who will live and who will die in his imminent terrorist plot. Will Frank save the many people attending a nearby concert or his sister and her children? As Frank is faced with this impossible decision, Q'aa'l enters the bar and offers Frank some profound advice.

No One Gets Out Alive by Harry Tinders is so compelling it is definitely worth a second read as the subjects raised are powerful, thought-provoking, and profound. Recent issues such as immigration, inequality, capitalism, and the environment are covered in depth with great points of view from both sides of the debate. The author has also included many historical events too, such as the Holocaust and the Ottoman Empire. I loved the inclusion of detailed backstories to the characters of Michael and Frank as this explained so much of their views, behaviors, and thought patterns. Both characters held such opposing moral and religious views and this made for a fantastic debate on principles and morality. The discussion over religion versus science was made perfectly, especially on Frank's podcast. The dialogue flowed beautifully and, at times, was extremely poignant. I also loved Q'aa'l's lively, intelligent, and hilarious personality. I was so impressed with how the question of freedom of choice, culpability, and responsibility for actions was covered. The ending was a surprising twist and absolutely excellent. This would make a superb book as a springboard to any moral debate.

Lisa McCombs

When space alien Q’aa’l insists that Earthlings need to consider life as a challenge, both Frank and Michael question their existence. For starters, who is this Q’aa’l and why has he joined them at the bar? His metaphorical description of mountain climbing as it is related to daily existence pushes the men into questioning their human purpose. “You are right, Michael,” continued Q’aa’l. “There is no real point. To any of it. We are specks of dust, dancing on a random breeze. Our lives are meaningless on the cosmic scale.” The reality of his belief that “the universe did not notice your arrival. It will not notice your passing” destroys the belief that human intentions hold significance. No One Gets Out Alive: Morality, Terrorism and IPA by Harry Tinders goes beyond the designated urban fantasy nomenclature it is assigned.

Consistent underlying humor propels No One Gets Out Alive in a variety of thematic directions. As the main character Frank hosts his controversial radio debates, the reader recognizes the irony of his public arguments. During many debates, Frank is unable to get bigots to either admit they are cherry-picking passages that fit their existing world view or condemning with the same vehemence the idea of one man loving another. With his comfortable flow of narrative, author Harry Tinders directly aligns the philosophies of visiting alien Q’aa’l (supposedly pronounced Carl) with the rantings of the everyday radio listener. The rhetoric of Q’aa’l’s attitude that nothing really matters, yet all actions/non-actions have consequences will linger in the reader's subconscious long after the last page is turned.

Andrew John Foster

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Andrew John Foster
5.0 out of 5 stars
Thought provoking with a glass of IPA on the side.
For what looks at first sight a slim book this publication punches hard at times and I did need to pause and re-read sections to reflect and take it in. Considerable research has obviously gone into writing this work and it certainly made me think about some of the big issues our planet has faced in the past and is currently experiencing.

Louise Morency

First of all, I want to say that I really liked this book. The writing is intelligent, imaginative and colourful. The characters are very well described and above all very endearing. It deals with, among other things, philosophical questions such as religion versus science, moral principles, the reason for existence on earth and always with a certain dose of humour tinged with a touch of irony. The author skilfully manages to make us question our own morality, our principles and the meaning we give to our own life. This book will not leave you unchanged and I highly recommend it. It is a real gem.


I absolutely adored this book, which I have read more than once; every time, I get a little more out of it than the last. It is a perfect blend of suspense, humour, sarcasm, emotions, philosophy, and reflection. The places and the characters are well described and came alive in my mind, and I found myself drawn to the protagonists. You could read the story in one or two sittings, but you may find that you are stopping here and there, to think about your own views on the moral and philosophical issues the author explores. The rhythm is good, the historical details add depth to the story, and I found the few alien elements brilliant. It is a short read, but a powerful one. It has the potential of altering some of your world views and would serve as a superb foundation for lively conversations and debates. Simply put, this novella is a little gem and absolutely worth your time!